10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --