10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz