10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Welcome to kicker school
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.