10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!