10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm