10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen