10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson