10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.