10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson