10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "No river, no fish."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?