10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson