10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is for loners.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek