10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.