10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Why not, when some because there are three.