10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer