10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim