10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.