10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Welcome to kicker school
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm