10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "No river, no fish."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe