10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson