10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier