10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.