10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "No river, no fish."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.