10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."