10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• im going to 2 out you to death
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Welcome to kicker school
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright