10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."