10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com