10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS