10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)