10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from