10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.