10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)