10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Fook the floosh droo!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword