10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth