10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.