10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.