10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Fold and live to fold again
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...