10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak