10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "No river, no fish."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.