10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders