10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.