10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it