10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack