10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.