10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo