10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers