10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.