10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.