10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.