10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'